Well as most know I have had some adventures here in the land of the Alps – and then I have had a few (mis)adventures – you know like falling off the train in Bern a month or so ago.
On Thursday I inadvertently added to the list of (mis)adventures on my trip to visit my friend Delmus in Luzern on. It was an honest mistake that will be forever remembered as “The Tunnel to Nowhere” in his household.
It started off fine as I boarded the 8:35 train to Luzern at the Thun Bahnhof from Platz (Place) 3 outside the station. No problems switching trains in Bern (Nope, did not fall off this time!) and climbing on for the last leg of the journey to the beautiful city of Luzern.
A note or two about Luzern. First another beautiful Swiss city set alongside a lake and ringed by magnificent mountains. It is a city of about 82,000 people in central Switzerland and located off the shores of Lake Lucerne. The waters of the River Reuss leave the lake and flow through Luzern (also known as Lucerne by the way).
This picturesque area has several great landmarks like the Mounts Pilatus and Rigi (Swiss Alps) and the famous covered wooden Chapel Bridge (oldest covered bridge in Europe) which cuts across the Reuss at an angle. Part of the bridge is the 115-foot tall Wasserturm or water tower.
The bridge was part of the city’s fortifications and was built in 1365 (Think – USA Declaration of Independence was in 1776 – unless we have cancelled that out). This place is old folks! In fact, this bridge – the Kapelibrucke) is the oldest truss bridge in the world. Don’t ask me what a “truss” bridge is – I have no clue!
“Old Town” is nestled (how about “nestled” for a college word??) along the river and the restaurants there are a very good place to dine outdoors and visit with friends or have a coffee (well beer) and just observe the crowds wandering around. The shops, towers, and architecture along the cobblestone streets are extremely attractive to the many tourists wandering through.
Honestly, Luzern is one of the most attractive places you can find anywhere in the world.
****Oh yeah back to my (mis)adventure or “The Tunnel to Nowhere” episode.****
I get off the train it Platz (Place) 3 and trail some fellow passengers to the exit way and down the ramp to meet my friend Delmus. I get to the bottom of the ramp – hang a right back to where the Luzern train station is. I get about 20 meters (I use meters become I am becoming Swiss). Well there is a big bike storage area for thousands of bikes to my left and a cement wall right in front of me.
Not getting to the Bahnhof that way. So, I reverse my direction and go back the way I came. Continue past the ramp I came down and in another 25 meters find a stairway out. Well, OK – Up I go and find myself on a busy street. But, not in the train station.
Now folks I have been in the Luzern Bahnhof many times over the years. It is a magnificent steel and glass building with several stores and shops located inside of it. This busy strasse is not cutting it. Get a message from Delmus … “Where the Hell are you … I am a gate 3 where are you?”
I call him and say I got off at gate three went down the ramp and outside standing on a street looking at the Lucerne college of Science or something like that..?? I tell him I will return to my starting point and try again.
Back down the steps … 25 meters later… up the ramp to the tracks. Looks the same as when I got off the train. Look around – see no other alternative. Back to the ramp – well maybe I am missing something … turn right (again) go 20 meters seeing the bicycle storage and the same cement wall over again. SHIT! Turn around go all the way to the end and climb up the steps and am back out on the street. SHIT! (I guess I should say “Scheisse” since that is SHIT in German).
Now I am beginning to wonder if maybe I got off at the wrong stop and this might not ever be Luzern! A minute or so after I get to the street again – Delmus texts me. “Don’t move – I know where you are!” A few minutes later I hear my name being called and here comes my friend walking up the sidewalk towards me.
He explains to me he realized what I had done. Instead of going right when I got off the train I followed some people left to the ramp. Unlike all the other ramps in the train stations that have two ways to go this one only had an exit. So, there was no way I could get to the Bahnhof once I went down the ramp.
Delmus told me the same thing had happened to him and his family at some point when they had visited the city many years ago. Therefore, he realized what I had done. Another lesson learned on a (mis)adventure in Switzerland.
Anyway, this was a tremendous visit with Delmus and his wife Nadine and daughters Neomie and Louana (please excuse the spelling because it is probably wrong). Also met Neomie’s significant other Phillip. Plus – their two dogs and two kittens.
Nadine is the perfect hostess and they have a beautiful apartment. Great evening of eating, drinking and talking with my friends. We stayed up too late watching football highlight videos with Phil (who plays football here in Switzerland).
The dinner we had needs to addressed … we had Raclette. An amazing Swiss dish where you heat cheese, scraping it off over potatoes and then placing any of the various toppings you cook at the same time. Think onions, bacon, sausage, beef, peppers, veggies … hell anything you can think of you can make!
It was a wonderful meal with great conversation – renewed friendships and well it was just a great time.
Also, Delmus got out his rifle and pistol to show me. Delmus was US military – married Nadine (a Swiss citizen) and now a dual citizen. He was allowed to keep his weapons because almost every man in Switzerland is armed. Switzerland is neutral, but all men pretty much serve in the Military for a year. Then, when they are done with their requirement they leave the army.
But, when they do it is they must take their weapons home with them. You might think that is dangerous but Switzerland has almost no crime. (Go ahead – look it up!??!)
Switzerland may be neutral but it is probably the most armed country in the world!
Anyway here is Luzern!