Get Ready For the Football Season….Kicking Off Thursday Nite!

Offense and Defense work against each other in preparation for Kings game.

Opening games cause a lot of anxiety for coaches. For a coach it is only natural to have uneasiness as the season approaches. But, if you look at it…..there is a good reason for this….you have a lot more time to think about the opener than any other game during the season.

Coaches are natural worriers. We are constantly asking each other….So, what do you think? or…. Do you think we have a chance?

Being an optimistic guy I always try and take the high road. No matter how I really feel I am going to try and respond with something positive. (Well what should you say….”No, we are going to get our asses kicked.” Really if you feel that way it’s the wrong business to be in.)

As we approach the first game of the season at Kings on Thursday night there is the usual nervousness.

They finished 5-5 in the always tough Middle Atlantic Conference and they return some key skilled players. On the other hand – we lost some very good players from last year’s team. But, when you look at it…what does that really mean?

We spent the entire spring throwing the ball and defending with our players. We have had what I believe has been an outstanding training camp. The players have been really tuned in and have tried to do everything that has been asked of them.

It looks like our team coming together at the right time. If we play up to our capabilities and force them into some errors the score will take care of itself.

Defensive Line at work

A good friend on mine – the late Frank Gansz (perhaps the best special teams coach the NFL has ever had) used to call professional football a “high performance” business. It truly is, there is no doubt about that.

But he constantly talked about how to perform at a high level and always had examples of people or organizations (teams, warriors etc.) who could do that on a consistent basis. He taught our players that the main and prevalent theme you could find throughout success was in the training.

You need to train at a high level so that your business – in this case the game itself – became a natural reaction for you.

He was convinced of this – If you trained the troops on how to react quickly and decisively in a stressful environment without having to think about it you would have a tremendous advantage. So, all of our special teams meetings and practices dealt with this – FUNDAMENTALS!

No, not scheme and trying to out-think your opponent with fancy game plans. But the constant drilling of the basics that you need to accomplish at high speed in the heat of the game. He trained those players to work together and react to the situation at hand competently. (Really if you think about this – it is the same in any business.)

If you ever watched Detroit play in the mid to late ’90’s what you saw was a fearsome special teams performance week after week. Yes, we had one of the greatest returners in the history of the NFL in Mel Gray….but it came down to the execution of fundamentals that paved the way for his and our success.

So, after being with Frank for five seasons with the Lions I learned many things. But, what really sticks in my mind to this day is his central theme of “training the troops.”

That is why I feel good about our team at Moravian right now. I think Coach Puksyzn and offensive coordinator John Harrison have put the assistants in a good position to help “the troops” get better every day in practice.

I think it is pretty obvious that we have covered all of the special situations we need to see. We also have practiced the fundamental aspects of our game quickly and with great effort.

Our practice sessions have been very good. For the most part the guys have really tried to give everything asked of them. There has been excellent effort and the attention has been sharp.

Sure it’s normal to nervous! There is nothing wrong with that. But when you practice hard and at a high level you learn to trust your training during the game. As I mentioned earlier…the score takes care of itself. The focus is on the performance of the fundamentals quickly and automatically at each position. That is what wins the game.

Execution of fundamentals under pressure without having to think about it. Trust your training!

Another exciting year of football about to get going!

The Longest Training Camp in the History of Football

As most of you know I have been through a few training camps across the country – well I guess over the world after last years’ Switzerland adventure. But I have to say this – August at Moravian was a real grinder.

It has been 16 straight days of sun up till 11 PM. Longest span I have ever endured in a camp. There are new NCAA rules beginning next year (in their infinite wisdom [sarcasm intended] the Centennial Conference decided to implement these rules a year ahead of time – so we actually were experimenting with them this year) This will make the landscape much different for Moravian College and other small schools.

First let me mention this. I have dealt with the NCAA on a few occasions. In reality they are short handed and over worked. That being said, They seem to be pompous, uncaring and very unaware of how things work in athletics. Like most collective groups of academias (college presidents for the most part) and enforcement agencies they are basically out of touch with the groups they deal with.

From the way I understand it the NCAA considers Moravian the same as the University of Florida or similar schools in regards to training camps. They don’t distinguish Division I from Division II or III. That is completely asinine – comparing GIANT APPLES to tiny oranges.

You are allowed “X” amount of practices before your opening contest. This is fair for everyone regardless of division. But then they throw a wrench into the works. You are only allowed one practice a day – in the past you could have a few double sessions involved so your training camp was shorter.

So, in reality you have to spend more days in camp to get your alloted practices in. Not a problem if you have a large budget and you make several millions of dollars like the power five football conferences do.

But in case you haven’t noticed Moravian and the rest of the Centennial Conference is not on National TV like Michigan, USC and Oregon are. Sure Service Electric and RCN are really nice and there is nothing wrong with local cable TV but for all I know we may pay them to be on the tube.

But, you know those millions of dollars Colorado or even Rutgers will make in TV and Conference revenue sharing….well let us just say the Greyhounds aren’t making that from our local channels.

**I promise to get off this subject and back to our training camp in a minute.**

When it comes to having a training camp it costs a lot of money. Think of this….the dorm rooms cost money and the cafeteria food and staff must be paid for as well. All of that and more comes out of the football budget.

For a school that is tuition driven this becomes and added and unnecessary burden. The wizards at the NCAA are completely ignorant of that. Perhaps they are just ignorant…yeah that’s it Batman…they are ignorant!

The power five conferences have a lot of money to spend on their operation. Smaller schools like us do not.

By the way as smart as our AD Mary Beth Spirk is (and she is very smart) she hasn’t figured out how to grow that money on the trees outside of her office. I admit I did suggest a Ponzi scheme to her. But, alas she did not take the bait.

A reason I said this was the longest training camp in the history of the world is this. After spending almost three decades in the NFL I have a feel for what a tough training camp is. Well, they are all tough – but as far as that line between insanity and sanity….sometimes it is blurry.

I would say that in this prime Bobby Ross (Detroit Lions coach in the late ’90’s) may have been the toughest football coach around. That certainly does not infer that he was a mean person. Not at all….Coach Ross was honest, fair, kind, and a great person to be around. Many times he was misrepresented by the media and because of that he was often misunderstood by the public.

But if you spent one day in a Detroit Lions training camp with Coach Ross you would know how things should be done and also how to develop a strong physical team. He was a tremendous leader and teacher – I was lucky to be around him.

During Bobby’s tenure we would have our training camp at Saginaw Valley University. SVSU is a beautiful campus with about 10,000 students. Not many are there in the four or five weeks we would spend on campus during late July into August. We pretty much had the sprawling campus to ourselves. (Think giant grown men with golf carts driving all over the place!)

The school was located about an hour north of our home stadium at the time – The Silverdome. So it was close enough to get home and far enough to allow us to concentrate on developing a team identity. The practices were open to the public and really it was a great experience for out fan base.

The facilities were very good and the people at SVSU pretty much gave us everything we needed and also would try to accommodate us in any way they could. The people on campus and those who worked with our operations group were phenomenal. Jerry Kill was the football coach (later he coached at several schools including the University of Minnesota where he turned the program around). To this day I am still friends with Jerry and several other people from SVSU.

Anyway, a Bobby Ross training camp was a thing of beauty. Everything was planned out and scheduled and every person involved – players, coaches, trainers, scouts, operations people etc. had a detailed itinerary that was akin to “War and Peace.” He expects – no demanded – that the schedule was kept and that everyone knew what was going on.

Coach Ross was a football man – he loves the game. Everything we did was geared to improve the team. I don’t think there was a person within the organization who doubted his sincerity. Some may have disagreed with him or his approach, but he never cared about that because he really believed in himself.

Our camp was detail oriented, but it was not insane in regards to how long and how hard we practiced. Bobby controlled everything but he understood how to work our guys yet protect them as well.

Generally we would bring the team up to Saginaw on a Sunday….actually everyone would drive up to the school on their own so they would have transportation as needed. Later in the day or early evening we would have our conditioning test….then our long administrative meeting that covered everything from when we had breakfast…..where the video was set up….training room…doctors etc…where the nearest free clinic was….strip joint (The “Deja Vu”) etc. It was a long ass meeting.

Bobby, a tough guy who had a very dry sense of humor had one of the best observations I ever heard about a football player’s life during the season. He told the team “Guys this is the best you are going to feel for the next five and a half months….starting tomorrow you will have a pain somewhere on your body.”

After thinking about it – he was absolutely correct. Starting the next morning they would all have some or another strained muscles, sprained ligaments, torn off fingernails (the injury of defensive linemen – getting their nails caught in o-lineman’s jersey and ripping one off….that hurts). broken bones, bruised egos, as well as assorted bumps and bruises etc.

Our schedule generally followed a one a day practice with a long walk thru followed by a two practice day and an early morning meeting or walk thru. Then back to a one practice day….and so on and so forth.

Then then first Saturday we were in camp we would have a heavy “hitting” practice which consisted of full speed blocking and thud tackling (For you non football people “thud” is a technique used instead of tackling. In “thud” you never tackle the runner, but in line you grab on to him for a split second then let him go so he can get used to running thru tackles. If you have a runner downfield you “front” him up and force him to change direction.) It is a lot more physical than it sounds but you never want to tackle….you don’t want to put your teammates on the ground because off the injury factor.

Then after the practice ended around noon Bobby would cut us loose. Everyone – the players, coaches, trainers, scouts, video personnel etc. we were free for the next 24 hours or so – returning to camp the next afternoon for a 2:00 film session.

You could zip on down route 75 South back home to drink beer or just stay in Saginaw for the evening and drink beer. Or go wherever you wanted and drink beer. Most of the time beer was involved.

Route 75 South was like a Roman Chariot Race when they let us out of camp…..I’m amazed that we never had anyone get a speeding ticket – I mean that – no one! Herman Moore once passed me in his Porsche and he had to be doing 120. I am not a fast driver….but he was like a low flying jet plane when he went by.

Many times my wife would take the boys out to New Mexico (that is a state by the way) to visit the in-laws while I labored hard in the heat of training camp – labored…no really it is more fun than you can imagine. So in those times I would drive home and mow the lawn (oh and drink beer as well). But other times if they were in town they might come up and we would rent a hotel room in the area so Scot and Corey could go swimming while I drank beer.

Do you notice the trend of drinking beer here?

Although these camps were tough there was a lot going on all around the campus making for an exciting atmosphere. There were always a lot of fans around watching practice and taking part in a big NFL marketing ploy called the “NFL Experience.” This was the high time of support for the Lions franchise. We had an exciting team with Barry Sanders and an explosive offense to go along with his spectacular running ability.

But seriously these breaks along with the breaks after pre-season games broke up camp. So we rarely went more then six or seven days without an evening off or a 24 hour break. So that is why I claim that this 2017 training camp earns the title of longest training camp ever.

BECAUSE

We really never took anytime off from camp here at Moravian this summer. *sixteen straight days* With the new practice rules we just continued on our schedule of one practice, one walk thru and one meeting per day. *sixteen straight days* Utilizing a day from the 7:15AM breakfast to the 11PM curfew check – yeah add that up. A fifteen plus hour day. *sixteen straight days*

Every day we would get up and look at the same roommate…the same socks and underwear on the floor, the same showers, the same hallways, the same rooms with no air conditioning. *sixteen straight days.* The Cicadas singing in the trees, the same guy walking the black dog on the street (I made that up, but it sounded right in this sentence.) the same smell of the onions being cooked over at Carl’s Corner.

You get up and go to breakfast, then meetings, lift weights where Coach Long makes you do planks for 44 minutes and 18 seconds, or so it seems, rehab injuries, watch videos of practice where you continually screw up back and forth in life size on the screen in living color, get yelled at by coaches who recruited you by telling you that you were the answer to all of Moravian’s needs and they loved you (Hah..yeah right), try to message your (probably x) girlfriend who is at the Dairy Queen back home with your new X best friend Joe Flibeetz (Hah used that one before) and so on and so one for SIXTEEN STRAIGHT DAYS.

Really, the hard part is there is no way to take a break. As coaches you are responsible for the team. Whether anyone know it or not this is a heavy burden on Jeff Puksyzn the Head Football Coach of American Football at Moravian College.

He promised each parent he would care for their son like they were his own. So if we have the guys in the dorms it is our job to make sure they are safe from harm to the best of our ability.

Therefore if we lock up the young lads how can we take time off and make them stay in the camp mode? We cannot! Jeff can’t do it so how can we let him down?

As much as we want to we can’t just run out and drink beer, we have to stick around till they are put to bed at 11:00, then tired as we are we head home to our beds as well. No time off and back at it in the morning.

So therefore I say, unlike the four or five week training camp with breaks every six or seven days….this camp of sixteen straight days is THE LONGEST CAMP IN THE HISTORY OF FOOTBALL!

But, since freshman orientation has begun…we are now on break for a few hours. Off to have a beer at tailgaters goes Jim Newhard and myself. Hmmm…we need it.

Hah! What a Life!

Yocco’s Hot Dogs, The Solar Eclipse and Hustling to the Ball

The East coast and the Tri-State area (PA, NY, NJ) in particular is a great place to live….but it is an awesome place in regards to food. There are a great many dining experiences that can be found in this area than most parts of the country.

Take for example Yocco’s Hot Dogs.

After living in various parts of the country – currently the Midwest (Michigan) and other times in the southwest (New Mexico and Arizona) – I have been lucky enough to see some different types of cooking.

Did I mention Yocco’s Hot Dogs?

Being a great fan of Mexican food I can tell you that the southwest and New Mexico in general has outstanding food. You cannot match the flavor of the green chili from New Mexico – especially the chilis from the Hatch Valley. Many people automatically think chili = hot. Not so…obviously it can be… but the flavor is the key.

Arizona has great southwestern fare as well. Not the same as New Mexico (which is a state by the way) but equally as flavorful.

How about Yocco’s by the way?

Now Michigan where I happen to live most of the year – well not as exciting. We are the home of both Domino’s and Little Caesar’s pizza. Ironically, one family owns the Tigers and the other owns the Red Wings.

Domino’s and Little Caesar’s that pizza is OK – but just OK, nothing special. I would imagine that most everyone around here has probably tried it. You can go right down the street to Northampton and go to Mario’s – or Frattelli’s here in Bethlehem. Now that is real pizza.

Oh yeah in Michigan we have these things called Coney Dogs (hot dogs with chili on them). Michiganders (or Michiganians – both are correct) think these were invented in Michigan. Well, last time I looked we don’t have a Coney Island in our state – I think that city is in New York. so it is hard to claim we invented something from a different state? Ah…maybe I am crazy.

So although we have some good restaurants in Michigan – we pretty much are just boring when it comes to food. Well, it is the midwest.

Again, Yocco’s?

Back to the tri-state area. Yeah we have some pretty good food around here. Look at what we have – steak sandwiches (and cheese steak), birch beer, Carvel Ice Cream, Tastykakes, Taylor Pork Roll, Hoagies (take your pick of the kind), oh yeah REAL PIZZA (they actually flip the dough up in the air – don’t do that at Dominos or LC). Did I mention Yocco’s Hot Dogs?

How about that Solar Eclipse…..we were on the field about to start practice when it occurred. So far no one has been blinded as far as I know. Pretty cool stuff though. With all the hype I half expected the earth to split open and demons and dragons coming out of the crack?!? Guess what you can see the next total eclipse in seven years – so stay tuned and by all means keep those funky glasses you bought for the occasion.

With the eclipse I guess this means we might have more werewolves running around. Oops sorry that is a full moon I guess.

Yocco’s?

One of the. most important aspects of defensive football is “running to the ball” or pursuit. As a coach you are constantly preaching and yelling about the benefits of team hustle and getting as many defenders to tackle the ball carrier. The term gang tackling comes from this tactic.

****As an aside here – I’m sure the PC police will someday outlaw the term “gang tackling” just like they discourage the word “Smash mouth” football. While for the most part they do some really valuable things the politically correct people should leave our great game alone. When we refer to “gang” tackling It has nothing to do with what color bandana or what side of the city you are from.***

There is nothing more discouraging and demoralizing to an offense than to face a hard charging and swarming defense that appears to be everywhere at once because of their great hustle. Everyone talks about it. But like most good things in life it is hard to accomplish. It is something that requires “want to.”

A player has to “want to” run to the ball – it takes a lot more energy to run the extra fifteen yards when you are tired than to just be a spectator and watch someone else make a play. You have e to be willing to work just a little bit harder than the next guy to be a complete ball player. It’s easy to find a reason not top hustle or run to the ball. (Just a few – “I’m tired”…..”The ball carrier is too far away – I won’t get there so what’s the point?”…did you ever see a defensive lineman an make a play that far away?”)

Being very fortunate to be involved in our game for my entire life – I have heard all of the above and more.

I just wish everyone who plays football could watch a professional team practice just once – then perhaps we wouldn’t hear the excuses. The words fast and furious may define a movie series….but that is an NFL practice. There are many players I can point to that I saw in person practice who embody the word effort. But two will always stand out in my mind.

Kyle Vanden Bosch and Mike Cofer shape the word “effort” for me. I was around Mike in the late 80’s and then Kyle in 2010-12. I have never seen players work as hard in practice.

Mike literally would rush the passer from OLB…run around the QB and keep on going down the field to get in on the play. He did this time after time….day after day. It definitely translated to his success as a pro bowl player on the field. His peers marveled at his effort and it inspired them to work harder and realize that they had more to give than an excuse.

Kyle Vanden Bosh….what a warrior. Early injuries held back his career at first….his work ethic ultimately allows him to develop into Pro Bowl player. He was talented but most remembered for his legendary effort on the field. Not a particularly big man at 6-4, 270 as a defensive end he is a testament to hustle. In practice he routinely would pursue ball carriers thirty yards downfield and try to pop the ball out of unaware ballcarriers hands. (This had two great effects – it inspired his defensive mates to play harder in practice – and also created awareness to running backs for ball security). To say it carried over onto the field on game day would be an understatement.

After watching these guys and many like them day in and day out your team gets it…..you never hear about how hot it is and how tired someone is or defensive linemen don’t need to run to the ball because it isn’t a factor. All you had two do is watch these guys and you got your ass in gear.

You have all heard it before – this is why you run to the ball:

“Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up, it knows it must outrun the fastest lion or it will be killed….Every morning in Africa, a lion wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the slowest gazelle, or it will starve. It doesn’t matter whether you’re the lion or a gazelle – when the sun comes up, you’d better be running!”

(Christopher McDougall from “Born to Run: A Hidden Tribe, Superathletes, and the greatest race the World has Never Seen”)

So, I went to Yoccos.

Saturday’s Scrimmage

The Hounds continue to work their way thru training camp. But, we make a slight detour to scrimmage with Fairleigh Dickinson University (also known by the nickname Fairly Ridiculous University).

They were 2-8 last year, but they play in the difficult Middle Atlantic Conference. We are coming off a 5-5 season that saw us pretty much give away at least one game.

I won’t blame the refs for the Susquehanna loss. But, I wouldn’t let those guys referee when I was playing for the the N.A.A. in 120 pound football in the old days.

It’s always nice to have a scrimmage for a variety of reasons. First, the guys on your team are tired of practicing against their own teammates day in and day out.

Since it is a practice game it lets you (as a coach) figure out what you have forgotten to prepare for (anything from having your special teams depth charts correct to making sure you have 11 men on the field.) It is amazing how many times early in the year you find yourself counting only ten or even worse 12 men on the field! Yikes Batman, having 12 will get you a penalty you know!

Once thing you are always concerned about is keeping your team healthy. You need to stay away from injuries…..we know it is impossible, but it is important to protect your team the best you can.

The scrimmage was a good test for us today. We found out a lot about the troops – the most important is that the guys will play hard. In practice you train the players to learn plays and schemes – but one thing you hope that you don’t have to worry about is team hustle and effort.

If you have to coach those things you are going to have trouble. After watching the scrimmage and how we “flew” around I think our guys will really give us some great effort on the field.

Naturally you always have one or two guys who will coast on a play here and there. We certainly will try and push these guys during practice. But some guys are just lazy…..honestly I don’t get it. Why play the game if you don’t work as hard as you can and hustle all over the place?

We made our share of mistakes during the scrimmage. However, it is nice to get the kinks out and see if you have any glaring holes you need to repair. We had some procedure issues on offense, a few misalignments on defense, a few missed tackles etc. But, these are things that we can fix and get done with some more practice time.

One thing we have to address however is the fact that we had two illegal hits. One was called a penalty and the refs missed the other one we committed. You simply cannot allow these things to happen because it will cost your team in the long run.

These are selfish penalties like late hits, hits out of bounds, pushing and shoving after a play. All things that can be prevented simply by keeping your poise. Football is obviously a rough game but you need too control your emotions.

Giving away 15 yards with potentially having a player suspended for the game and perhaps the next game. Not too smart.

But, the beauty of coaching is trying to play a solid game on a field where all kinds of things can (and will) go against your planning. That’s what makes it fun!

Randomly Thinking About Cussing

Many people don’t realize the cursing is an art and I have been around some of the best – and I consider myself to be an elite cusser myself.

I was reminded of this just last nite after talking to my friend Carl Mauch.  Carl was a fine football player who played center many years for the Houston Oilers (yes they did have a team in Houston before the Texans) and then the Chargers (oops then moved too!).  We coached together for several years – were fired together as well.  Ah the coaching life.

Anyway Carl must rank among the top five people I know in  the utilization of “blue” words.  However he is one of the people you meet who would also give you the shirt off his back.  Just a really great friend.

The Great Carl Mauch with Johnny Unitas when they played together in San Diego

Anyway Carl has one of the ultimate sayings that I know of:   “F***’em all…..all but six.”  What that means is you only need six friends and F**k the rest of them (I am now one of the six since his one buddy Lefty has passed from the scene.)  The reason you need six is because you need six people to carry the coffin at the end.

But Carl is an inspirational swear master – an accomplished man in  utilizing all types of phrases and words in different combinations.

Anyway…he got me to thinking about the art of cussing (just an aside – when I was in eighth grade or so Debbie Berg (who sat in front of me in several classes told me she thought I was a nice guy and all but I swore way too much..hmmm).  I think her Dad was a minister.

Here are some random thoughts I had on the matter.

Just think of the word sh*t.  You can be a sh*t head, sh*t heel or a sh*t bird.  But you better give a sh*t about the sh*t you do.  So it’s not the type of word you want to sh*t can.  So get your sh*t together and use this word because it is the sh*ts!

Then there is the word ass – which in itself is not a cuss word if you think about it.  Because you can be an ass….that’s not good – but it is OK to say.  But when you call some one a dumbass or wise ass or perhaps a smart ass what are the differences technically?  Obviously you would prefer not to be a fat ass or probably a jackass either.

These are just some of the bitchin cuss words that I know and use at all times.  Often you have to be a son of a bit*h to be bit*hing about cussing too much.

I’ll leave you with this thought from one of the best – maybe the best cusser I know.  Rod Marinelli (ex Lion HC, Defensive Coordinator at Dallas now). He once said 62 cuss words in 10 minutes (I know because I was in charge of counting them in our meetings.)

His best……”That is totally f***ed…. that f***ing f***er f***ed up!”

The Dog Days are barking at me!

Division III Football is a unique animal in the college football world.  There are no athletic scholarships and many of the colleges are expensive  liberal arts schools.  Every athlete plays for the enjoyment of their sport.

All of there rules are built for Division I – they don’t have the same situations we face.  We have a 10 game season – they may play 13 games. They start earlier – have more  money to pay for their training camp.

We have very limited resources…and I am sure most other DIII schools face similar situations.

Experiencing football at Moravian or any other small college is fantastic.  But it can be an emotional rollercoaster for a freshman away from home for then first  time.

This is a long drawn out camp.  The NCAA rules have changed and so has the way we are allowed to practice.  The camp is longer than normal because we are only allowed to practice once a day.

We are allowed the same amount of practices…but they are spread out over a longer period of time.  Therefore camp is probably a whole week longer than it would normally be.  This is a really long camp with little free time.

So here is where we are right now……..

As we slowly work into the sixth and seventh days of training camp you realize that the “Dog Days” have arrived.  The hours slow down and seems to drag on.  Times stands still…. even as the clock moves on.

The soreness in the muscles has finally gone away and now the bruises and strains begin to take over.  Trying to loosen up the muscles is no longer the issue – managing the aches and pains of the constant banging takes center stage.

The seemingly endless meetings to install new offensive plays and defensive schemes not to mention the cryptic special teams designs pile up day after day.  Suddenly you realize that you don’t even know what day of the week it is and wonder if the season will ever arrive..  Let alone the beginning of the mysterious first year of college..

You get tired of looking at your teammates, your roommate is a mess (or too neat for you – like that really happens.)  The food in the cafeteria has started on its third cycle.  Then you realize what you thought was meat loaf was really tofu with spicy pomegranate sauce.  No wonder you have gas.

Obviously the coaches all hate you because the only conversation between you is at an incredibly high decibel count and includes many words you wouldn’t say in front of your parents.  They pretty much make you feel like you never played a down of football in high school.

Oh yeah to add insult to injury your girlfriend back home just sent you a text telling you about how nice your (x) best friend Joe Flabeetz was.  They just got back from the Dairy Queen – purely plutonic of course.  My ass!

They are both still in HS and you are trapped here in this hot dorm room with a bunch of overheated and oversexed sweaty guys.  What a great life you have.  You thought this was going to be a breeze.  Not so fast.

That evening lying in bed listening to your fat roommate snore and belch you take stock of your sorry life.  Here you are sweating your ass off because there is no air conditioning in the dorm.  Your stomach hurts – probably from that patty you thought just might be a turkey burger – well maybe it was something else.

Your probably (x) girlfriend is running around with your probably (x) best friend Joe Flabeetz.  Plus you think the coaches believe you are the worst football player in the history of the world.  Maybe you should just give it up and go home.

Then, you wake up and the grinder starts up again.  You hear that one of the other players at your position got homesick  (and he lived 15 minutes away) and hit the road last night without telling anyone.  (Or maybe his girlfriend was also spending time at the local Dairy Queen).

You head to the morning meeting after eating some kind of omelet (maybe) that contained sausage (you hope)!  Your position coach intercepts you on the walk and tells you that he was really impressed at the progress you were making.  (Huh?  What?  Me…. he just called me a dumb shit last nite).  You walk into the meeting room and wonder what the hell is going on around here.

You actually start to understand what the coach is talking about in the meeting that morning.  Then he asks you to stay behind after the meeting ends.  The coach asks you if everything is OK and that he needs you to move up on the depth chart.  It’s going to be hard he tells you – but he is confident in what he is seeing.

What the hell is happening!?

You are feeling a little weird as you walk to the dorms before practice.  You note a few young women walking around the campus, actually – quite a few young women.  There weren’t any here yesterday….what the hell?

The best player on the team is in stride with you and he laughs and tell you that the new people on campus are all RA’s and a group of freshman girls who are is some special study group.  He tells you that more and more students should be arriving anytime now as the school year rapidly approaches.

With the scrimmage coming up in a couple of days and campus starting to pick up he informs you that the worse is really over with.  He tells you that his first training camp sucked and that he seriously thought about quitting and that it was amazing how things changed when the school year started.

Really….really?  Then a text comes in – girlfriend? (x) girlfriend?

Didn’t that girl over there just smile at you?  Maybe….but practice is on the near horizon….so get your ass in gear.

Maybe you should just hang around a little longer – there are Dairy Queen’s everywhere you realize.

Once again the world was spinning in greased grooves.

 

Those Uniforms Don’t Clean Themselves and Other Adventures in the Equipment Room

There are a lot of people that surround a football program…..none more important than the equipment manager.  At Moravian we have a really strong guy in this position.

Josh Baltz and his staff are a really big part of the Moravian football team.  But, he is not “just” the football equipment manager – he is in charge of the entire athletic program!. That is more than 20 sports.

The man works all kinds of hours.  He’s a young single guy –  I don’t know if he has any kind of social life at all.  Like most equipment managers he can get his hands on anything and know where everything can be found.

You can find him behind his “cage” almost any day or night regardless of time…..folding towels, hanging up jerseys, labeling books etc.  Handing out advice to athletes.  The man is invaluable – the college is lucky to have him.

Not many people can say that they have spent an entire night working at their job.  But like almost every “EM” throughout the country they have slept in their office chair waiting for the uniforms and towels to finish – nothing like cat napping through the night as you dry and fold everything so the athletic department can function the next day.

Another selfless man in a thankless job.  Thank goodness we have him!

One thing I learned when I was in school and playing football – the equipment manager can be your best friend.  He is a person who has tremendous influence on your life.

I have a great amount of experience with equipment managers.

When I was in college our equipment manager was named Bob Fagan….Mr. Fagan to everyone.  A cigar smoking, t shirt wearing former military man.

To say I skipped a lot of classes at Muhlenberg is an understatement.  I spent more time in the gym avoiding schoolwork than anyone who went to that school.

In fact rumor has it I was a physical education major…I can’t deny it.  But there is no phys ed major at Muhlenberg.  However since I did “escape” from college with a sparkling 2.25 GPA what can you say?  (English major by the way).

Anyway I spent a million hours over my college career hanging out with Mr. Fagan.  (Even gave him a box of cigars a time or two).  He taught me the fine art of taking a t-shirt, jock and a pair of socks – placing them in a towel and rolling them up.  A beautiful thing to see if I say so myself.

Spent many other hours hanging football and basketball jerseys – learning how to fill out an invoice for baseball spikes or basketball shoes.  Well they do call it a liberal (arts) education.

I have to say I never went wanting for a pair of socks or a beautiful white t-shirt with some letters and numbers stenciled on it.

Following my college career I had the pleasure of living with two equipment managers at different times at Arizona State.  Being close friends with several others.

Mike Chismar was the head EM at Arizona State and he was another young guy starting out when I got there.  He hired both of my future roommates Jon Scott and Steve Christensen.  (Mike later went on the become an assistant Athletic Director at ASU.)

Steve Christensen (“The Big Shooter”) and I spent time together at New Mexico State and then again at Arizona State.  Steve and I had many a great adventure across the American Southwest.  He was the one who introduced me to Hamm’s and Ranier beer and showed me the ropes in the metropolis of Dillon, Montana.

His Mom Rita made me many a spaghetti dinner and may actually be the one who encouraged me to build a beeramyd or two.  His dad Don (offensive line coach by the way) and I spent many evenings drinking beer (Hamm’s – “from the land of sky blue waters”) and  talking football.

Jon Scott and I lived together for a few years in Tempe, Arizona.  We had a blast – from the gigantic wrestling match where we broke our two couches in the apartment – to tubing down the Great Salt River – including once with a keg of beer.   Oh yeah then there was that orange fight we had from our porch.

Great roommates who weren’t only fantastic friends but check this out.  I never had to do my laundry – not that I ever had much more than t-shirts and coaching shorts.  Those guys refused to allow me to do my own laundry.

Drank a few oceans worth of beer with those guys.  Jon is still with the Indianapolis Colts and Steve with the Arizona Cardinals.  Awesome guys!

Later in Detroit I had the privilege of working with and being close with Danny Jaroshewich and Mark Glenn.  I never lacked for anything – shirts, shoes and socks anytime you needed them.

Not to mention many post game beers and round table discussions we had as they straightened out the locker room – finished up the team uniforms.  They worked and I drank beer and complained – they saved my sanity.

They both still work for the Lions in different capacities.

Then on to the great Tim O’Neill and his staff who followed Danny in Detroit.  He still has one of the best Championship Sunday parties in the world.  Not to mention the secret beer cooler for our “Hot Stove” meetings for Lion road games.  (He still supplies my high white socks and black shorts!)

Hah!  What a Life!

Football would never be the great game it is without people like this!

 

 

 

Training Camp Opens and the “London Homesick Blues”

Report day for the Moravian College football team.  Freshman players show up early in the morning followed by the upperclassmen later in the day.

Great job by several of our team leaders helping the freshman move in.  Always a little hard for the parents to say good by when they drop off the freshman.

Although we do have a few players who are from Maryland most of the guys are from within a few hours of the school.  So getting homesick may be possible – but really when you think about it most of these guys can easily get their laundry home for their mom to do if they had to.

Funny though we had a player from Allentown a few years ago who lasted a day or two of training camp and then decided that he really did not want to play.  Yeah you guessed it he  – was homesick.  Hmmmm….maybe it is harder than I think.

It’s not easy on the younger players – they are coming here expecting to be really good players right away.  Some will be that undoubtedly.  But really many of our upperclassmen have put in several years of training in the weight room and learning our systems.  So, they have a big advantage mentally and physically.

It can be intimidating for a 17-18 year old competing against someone who has three years of preparation and often game experience on him.  Most times these young guys are relegated to the scout teams and used more as actors in the preparation rather than actual “game” pieces.

Initially it’s hard for someone who was a star player and often a team captain in high school to see himself as “just a guy” on his college squad.  But, it is all part of the process of growing up.  Often it is difficult for the young players to look at the seniors on the team and realize that they were once standing in their shoes.

As  coaches we often find ourselves dealing with young men who are struggling to understand their roles.  Sometimes it seems easier for them to just to give it up and go home.  I can’t tell you how many conversations I have had with young guys who need reassurance that things will get better if they just stick it out.

Going home and hanging out at the Dairy Queen and finding his old girlfriend seems like a great idea when you find yourself buried deep on the depth chart.  Plus you just got chewed out by a coach for screwing up a play.  Things seem pretty dark from the football side, and that escape home just seems like a pretty smart idea.

But, if you can convince them to just take a long look at what is going on and they really will succeed if they just hang in there and put the time and effort in.

By Thanksgiving the Dairy Queen will be an afterthought when they figure out that football is just one aspect of their college experience.  Like my old friend the late great frank Gansz would say….”Boy’s you got to hang in there….hang in there like an old set of balls.”

 

Here it comes….Training Camp…..almost

The days leading up to training camp are always interesting to me.  I don’t care where it is – there are always problems that need to be cleaned up in the final 24-36 hours.  Whether it is Kutztown, Arizona State, the Lions or even at the major power that we are here at Moravian College there are going to be last minute screw ups.

There is no calm before the storm anywhere in the country as training camp opens.  (It is generally a small tropical depression before the storm.)  Every head coach I have ever been around will lose his mind (not as badly as they do on game day) before we even get the team into the dorms.

As a head coach Jeff is no exception.  The poor guy has to handle so much BS that it is amazing he still finds a way to coach the football team.  If someone breaks a window in the dorms, if someone drives their car on the lawn, if someone gets into a skirmish – first guys blamed are the football players here at MC.

Actually our guys are really a pretty good bunch of young men – yeah we have our problems like everyone else.  Occasionally one of our heroes has thrown an illegal party – drank a beer on campus, fell asleep on a porch walking back from the OBT late at night…but on the whole they are just college students..

None-the-less Jeff has a lot on his plate.  So consequentially he has some melt downs in the hours preceding training camp.  (Murphy’s Law!)

This year several players reportedly hadn’t paid their bills or cleaned up their financial aid packages.  The administrators in one office pretty much said those guys cannot come to training camp unless things get squared away.  Nice to know 48 hours before camp opens.

When 42 of your 90 guys are going to be held out you might have a small problem fielding a team let alone having a practice.  But come on, if I was in the bursar’s office and 42 people had some kind of problem I would have tried to find out what the problem was a week ago.  But that’s why they are administrators and not coaches.

Of course Jeff has to find out what the trouble was and fix it.  Or…we won’t have a team.   Naturally he is going to be a little worried.

He comes into the football office where we are basically eating pizza and drinking beer – well maybe not.  Probably watching film and fixing playbook etc.

Jeff came in – lost his mind….then found it behind his desk.  Assigned everyone a handful of guys to call.  A giant pain in the ass of course.  But we find out that the majority of the players were just waiting on the release of their grants and loans.  Ironically a lot of this money was coming from the school and yet Moravian didn’t even follow up and find this out on there own – just give it to Jeff.

So a job that should have been handled by the institution had to be handled by the coaches.  The coaches were supposed to be working on football, but instead were tracking down players at the last minute.

Yeah well….that’s the way it is.

Early quiet in athletic facilities – everything empty.  No one in the weight room..on the field running.  But give it another 12 hours or so and thongs are going to get pretty busy around here.

Back in the Saddle Again

Well after a whirlwind summer of exploring Europe, Marrying off son number two and the usual raising hell, drinking beer and building beeramyds.  Time to get back down to the Lehigh Valley and become my usual mature self.

First order of business was to spend time at Steve and Wendy’s house where she created her usual fabulous meals.  (Steve …well you all know that he was given the nickname “Insane” for a reason).  Slept on my normal couch – with the cat on my feet?  Cats – I like them and for some reason they seem to think I am OK.

Then down to Reggae on the River at the Tri Boro with Captain Saturn controlling the tunes.  The usual suspects turned up and George Reenock told us of his wild escapades before, during and after his time in the Air Force.  For those of you who don’t know George – he is what a Konkrete Kid is.

As expected quite a few beers were had.

Followed up that wild afternoon with the annual Motorcycle raffle at the Hungarian Hall.  I was convinced I would win this year.  Ahh…not so fast.  But it was a hell of a time.

First of all Andy does a fantastic job of getting things moving – Then Jeff and the rest of the crew keep it moving.  One small glitch early on forced me into service spinning the money wheel for an hour or so.  I must say I thought I did a fantastic job of bringing in the $$ for the club.  (Well maybe they were being nice to me – but I did my best.)

Crowd was awesome saw many many old friends.  Doug and Sue….there son Derek (all 7-0 of him).  JoAnn, Patti and Leigh, Patti’s sister Lisa, Tom Catcher his son Kyle and wife Kathleen, Money Wolfer, Daniel – trying to behave himself.  Had a hell of a conversation with one of the all time great athletes from Northampton – Billy Paulkovitz.  That man could play ball!

Have to say the security was a little lax – although Marty did his best to pick up the slack Captain Saturn created.  Lonnie may be the most amazing person I have ever seen behind a bar.  She is just so smooth…I tried to help her.  Could not keep up and basically was just best for me to get out of her way to the money wheel.

What a blast!  This is one great organization – you can’t beet the Hungarian Hall in Northampton

So far have made my Pizza stops at Mario’s and Frattelli’s – made it to Yoccos and Carvel.

Football starting up on Thursday as the lads report to Moravian.  Really looking forward to getting going again.

I have to say…don’t know if this is any better than putting it on Facebook…but, it is a lot easier typing.

Hah!  What a life!